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dansecondchannel:

“What are you doing this weekend?”
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“What are you doing this summer?”
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“What are you doing with your life?”
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welcome-to-district-12:

SUPER HIGH RES CATCHING FIRE POSTER - 3600 x 5550

Before it was just high res, but now we’ve got the SUPER HIGH RES!

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tomhiddlesbitch: fancyfemaletimelord: No, friend, let me explain you a thing. HAVE YOU EVER REGRETTED SOMETHING A LOT BECAUSE I DO 

tomhiddlesbitch:

fancyfemaletimelord:

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No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

HAVE YOU EVER REGRETTED SOMETHING A LOT BECAUSE I DO 

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themasterslover:

elizabrontosaurus:

Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation

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alphaidiot: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS. HELP I CANT BREATHE

alphaidiot:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

HELP I CANT BREATHE

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S5 Roundview College website

S5 Roundview College website

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nemomynameforevermore: GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

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the square inch: Anatomy, Acts, and Moray Eels: R.C.'s Comprehensive Guide to Blowjobs

rcmclachlan:

rcmclachlan:

Last week, I received this message in my inbox: I’m getting in early for TMI Tuesday; can you provide a guide (or link) to giving a perfect blow job? There is a lot of contradicting information out there.

Well, anon, that’s the thing with penises: like vaginas, they’re not all the same, which means the art of giving a blow job is going to differ with each experience.

But okay, you’re right. There really isn’t a general how-to guide for giving head. Why don’t we go through the anatomy involved (the mouth, the throat, and the penis), how to cover your teeth, the gag reflex, deep throating, and more.

ONWARD!

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Timezone reblog!

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

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sinandmisery: Friendly reminder that Anna Kendrick has a lesbian OTP.

sinandmisery:

Friendly reminder that Anna Kendrick has a lesbian OTP.

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jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

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